grannie's shotgun

grannie's shotgun went off by mistake
last night
it
blew the head off of our neighbor's
dog
and now little billy
cries all the way to school
where the classroom bully kicks
his ass for
being a
sissy

the police said granny was a menace
and took the gun away
we all just laughed and sent her
off to one of those
homes
where they gave her a chemical
lobotomy
and now
she just sits there
talking to
jesus all day